Classless Villagers:-fucking morons

Well wat do i say and were do i strt.......some sort of people living in some fucking idiotic places.......who don't have ne work odr than just licking odr people's ass,wasting their life just doing nothing bt idiotic stuff,and irritate others.....these irritating people just piss me off........man i wanna just cum in their mouth so that these fuckers learn sumthing after eating my sperm..........shit......these idiots piss me off and if i got an alladin's lamp,my first wish would be to teach these villagers some class.....classless people irritating odrs,they just want that somehow their work is done with a very potent weapon they have in their possesion-i.e. the art of irritating the classy society

Ugly Female Martians

Since childhood,i always wanted to know hw do aliens look.....are they like us......or are they like the animals,or may be reptiles,may be fish........well.......for 20 years i was without an answer......finally god showed me the way...i landed in silchar,in a college called NIT........1st august,2008.it happened...i saw martians,female martians,in my very own class.......i could not believe my eyes......god landed me in such a place were i had to do classes with female martians........they had names too.....krishnashree saikia was their leader,she was a martian with specs.....then there was a certain tanusri roy.....a black thin martian.....then there was a certain monalisa pathak(a boobless female martian).......there were many odrs also,bt i am describing only these three.....because,guess wat........earthlings(namely my odr fellow male batchmates) were just mad towards them...........according to them,they looked beautiful,i guess they were infected by some martian fluid or something like that.......bt watever.....these idiots proposed them and many were even rejected.......so the day has come wen earthlings are being denied by people of other planets....

Life spoiled in NIT Silchar

It was last year wen i set foot in Nit silchar and it is this day that i am still regretting and trying to find out ,why,why did i come here....i don't know how many years i have to live here in this village leaving my beautiful guwahati far behind(14 hrs to be precise)..........This place can teach a person all the realities of life,all the hardships one has to undergo in places like africa(coz this place is so so similar)..........my god if there was no LAN ,how would i have been able to survive here.......To add salt to wound,there are no hot chicks here,whether in the campus or outside(its bangladesh outside)........let alone hot chicks,there are not even girls whom i can call decent.........this place,with ugly girls,heartless foolish nyphomaniac teachers,asshole silcharians couldn't have gone more closer to hell on earth........i hate silchar......